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Tooniverse « Thread Started on Aug 17, 2009, 4:37pm »
Welcome, to Tooniverse!
[Day one]
The day begins with all the contestants arriving at the new house, a huge mansion looking reality home. “I’m home!” Shouts Toot as she drops her carry on mini fridge at the door. “I’m so excited to be back on TV,” Toot explains in her confessional, “and I better not get voted off, or I’ll blow this whole goddamn place to hell!” She quickly composes herself. “Tee hee hee toot!” The scene flashes back to the mansion. Katara and Toff arrive; Toff’s luggage is floating on a rock. “It’s huge!” Toff walks a little forward. “And it’s got a pool!” Toff looks around to face Katara. “I’m so going to like it here.” Katara sighs pleasantly. “Hi, I’m Toff,” Says Toff in the confessional, “And I’m Katara,” in the same confessional, “And we’re so excited to fight to win.” Toff looks away from the camera, “To win!” Katara gently pulls her toward the camera. “Look this way, Toff. (Katara whispers to the camera) She’s a little blind…” Toff looks at Katara, “I’ll show you blind!” A rock flies by and hits her in the head. Toff snickers. Katara pouts.
Two cars pull up at the curb at the same time. Ms. Cartman and Lois open their doors and come around to let out their sons. “Have a great time, poopykins!” Ms. Cartman kisses Eric on the forehead. “Don’t forget to apply the ointment every night, ok sweety?” Eric rolls his eyes, “Yes mom.” Lois sets Stewie on the ground next to his bags, “Ok Stewie, mommy isn’t going to have to worry about you this time, right?” Stewie thinks for a moment, but then looks at Eric. “No mother, you’ll find that I can eliminate targets without any help.” His eyes narrow, and so do Eric’s. “Blast!” Stewie stares at the camera in the confessional, “It would seem that my nemesis has come back to torment me again. Well mark my word; this will be the last time he’ll be on a television show.” They each stare at each other as they walk up the stairs, oblivious to everything. “Is that your son?” Ms. Cartman inquires Lois. “Yeah, that’s my son, Stewie.” Ms. Cartman puts a hand over her mouth, “Oh my, and… what happened to his head?” Lois scratches her head, embarrassed, “Meth is one hell of a drug…” Ms. Cartman nods her head, “Oh I know, I did that back in college.” Lois is surprised, “Really? What happened?” Ms. Cartman grabs a piece of paper and hands it to Lois. “Call me some time; I’d love to talk over a cup of coffee.” She smiles and then gets in her car. Lois looks at the card. It’s a porn card with Ms. Cartman sprawled naked with a long censor bar over her crotch and her number on the top. “I should call her sometime, and talk about… fornicating…” Blankly, she gets in her own car. Brian, still sitting there, looks at Lois strangely. “Lois? Are you ok?” With no response, Brian slowly exits the car. As Lois drives away, Brian Strikes up a cigarette. “This ought to be fun,” Brian explains to the confessional.
The mystery machine pulls up at the house. Shaggy looks at Fred, “Now, like, are you sure this isn’t some spooky mansion? Cause I don’t do scary, man.” Fred shakes his head and looks instead to Daphne. “I’m sure gonna miss you, Daphne.” Daphne looks up from what she’s doing; only half of her makeup is applied. “Fred, can’t you see that I’m like, busy? God, would you shut up for a minute?” Irritated, she goes back to the vanity in the back of the van. “Like, am I gonna have to put up with her shit all the time?” Everyone looks at Shaggy. “What? This isn’t some kid show, man.” Daphne shrugs. “It’s about fucking time. I’m sick of whiney brats anyways.” She puts away her makeup, “There. Shaggy, can you help me with my bags?” As Daphne starts to open the door, A CIA vehicle swerves to miss the door. “Oh come on! Stupid smelly hippies.” Stan looks at her daughter, “I mean, tree huggers.” Haley crosses her arms. “Dad! You can’t go around calling people names!” Claus looks up, “Yeah Stan, it’s unethical.” Stan crosses his arms too, “Then when do I get to have fun?” Haley grabs Claus and exits the car. “Haley, wait! You forgot your track- I mean, teddy bear!” Haley continues to walk away, until she runs into Shaggy. “I’m so sorry,” starts Haley, “I didn’t see you there.” Shaggy looks at Haley, and then Claus. “Hey sweet thing, groovy fish.” Claus looks up, “You’re too kind, but I’m straight as a German whistle.” Shaggy’s mouth drops open, “Did that thing just talk?” Haley looks concerned, so she walks away. Daphne catches up to Shaggy. “Thanks for the help, Shaggy…” She spots Haley. “Who’s the rebel?” Shaggy just sighs with contempt before walking toward the door. “Hey! What about my luggage?!” Hopelessly, Daphne tries to pull her many bags of clothes. “Here, let me help you,” Brian comes up to help Daphne. “Thanks, I’m Daphne by the way.” Brian looks at her, “I’m… I’m Brian. A pleasure to meet you.” His tail begins to wag.
Xandir arrives at the mansion on his scooter. He spots a mini fridge propped up against the door. “Oh fuck me…” Xandir talks in the confessional. “Why do these insipid writers make me have to share the same air with this bloated whale of a Toot? Why can’t their ever be someone who I’D like to fuck? Huh?” He eyes the camera. Devastated, he dismounts his bike. He then spots a ship. “I can’t believe we’re going together!” Sora grabs Kairi’s hand. She turns red as he kisses her. “What better way for a new couple to be tested by the tolls of desire and deception, all taped for the public to watch?” Kairi is almost horror-strucked by the idea. “You’re, you’re joking right?” Sora realizes what he said, “I was just teasing you…” Sora looks away. The Gummi ship opens and they step out. Chip and Dale say their goodbyes before leaving. Sora looks and is shocked to see Xandir. He squeezes Kairi’s hand, almost to reassure himself. “Why did HE have to be here?” Sora asks the confessional, “Why?” Xandir watches Sora’s reaction. “Oh my god, he’s a closet case!” Xandir looks hopefully into the confessional camera. “Let’s get him out of there, shall we?” Xandir practically skips up the stairs to the door. He walks in and is instantly attacked by Toot. “Oh my god! Xandir, sweety, you’re home!” She hugs Xandir. “I’m so glad my gay friend is here!” Some of the people already there look up. Xandir rolls his eyes. “Toot, can I talk to you in the kitchen?” Toot almost screams as she runs into the kitchen.
“Did you see that Gir? That man just got eaten by a cow!” Gir looks up at Zim. “I like cows. Weee!” Zim smacks himself in the head. “Gir! I need the perimeter inspected, and I need a private room, stat!” Gir squeals excitedly. “Ai ai, captain!” Gir’s rockets ignite as he zooms into the house. Zim begins to walk up the stairs, triumphant. “Puny humans, bow before Zim!” Zim stands up on the confessional chair. “I will dominate this foolish game, and then, the world!” He laughs maniacally. Another car pulls up behind Zim. Jenny steps out of the car. “Now remember, XJ9, I’m only letting you attend because your sisters can handle the world’s peril while you slack off.” Jenny turns around, irritated. “Mother, please! I need a break too, you know.” She slams the door entirely too hard, sending the car down the road. “XJ9!!!” Yells her mom as she tumbles down the road. Zim is staring at Jenny with mild interest. “Tell me XJ9; are you a smelly earth child?” Jenny looks at him strangely, “The names Jenny, and no, I’m a robot.” Zim is aw-strucked. “Fascinating, and, if I may so boldly ask, who devised such beauty and brawn?” Jenny giggles slightly and turns a shade redder, “My mother made me. I’m designed to protect the world. Zim looks away. “Why is it that whenever something is going right, it goes terribly wrong?” Zim looks at the confessional camera. “Alas, what is evil nowadays?” Jenny turns towards the house. “Shall we go in?” Zim nods his head and they head for the house together.
“So you say your name is Dori?” Bubbles asked the blue fish in a baggie. “Yes, I know for a fact that my name is- Aaaaggghhh! Why are we flying?!” Bubbles stops in midair. “I keep telling you, fishy, I can fly.” Dori looks around. “Ohhhh… What’s your name?” Bubbles sighs before darting off again.
“So you’re saying that the professor sent us back in time to let us partake in a reality show?” Leela looks at Bender. “Ok, so he didn’t exactly “let” us go back in time, but I saw an ad for it last time I went back in time to steal the Mona Lisa.” Leela takes a second to think about it. “Where’s Fry?” Bender tilts his head at her. “You really want leechy McClingy to be around? Think about it. You’re an exotic Cyclops. I bet someone will find you appealing.” Leela tries to stall for time while she thinks about it. “Did I mention the free booze?” Leela looks at Bender. “Well, maybe just a drink or two… or keg.” They both head for the mansion. A taxi pulls up in front of them, letting off Peter Parker. He looks around and sees Leela. “Oh my god…” He trails off as she gets closer. “My eye is not something to oogle,” Leela starts, but Bender cuts her off. “But her tits are free to oogle.” Bender laughs. Peter looks at the two of them, and not knowing what to do or say, heads for the house. “How rude! He didn’t even oogle my breasts!” Bender comforts Leela as they enter the house. Just then, Bubbles comes crashing through the wall. “Hi everyone!” shouts bubbles. Dori is spinning in her bag, enjoying herself. Bubbles puts Dori in the tank with Claus before going to the living room.
“Well hello, my darling,” Claus calls to Dori, “What’s your name?” Dori notices Claus and is immediately is friendly. “Hi! I’m Dori! What’s your name?” Claus is a little taken aback. “I’m, I’m Claus.” Dori is right in his face. “Claus? Clue? Cow?” Claus shakes his head. “Darling, please, my name is Claus.” Dori stares at Claus blankly. “Is she an idiot, or am I just talking to my reflection again?” Claus dives back into his little bowl in the confessional. “Is someone gonna take me out of here?” He flails pointlessly.
Bender catches sight of Jenny. “Rowr…” Bender purrs as he approaches her. “It would seem we both share aluminum features.” He knocks on his chest, with pings. “The names Bender, and what’s a pretty little circuit like yourself doing around here?” Jenny laughs. “You’re funny. My names XJ- I mean, Jenny.” Bender looks at here. “Jenny huh? I like the sound of it.” Jenny laughs again. Leela walks up to Bender. “Did you see the little robot zooming around?” Jenny crosses her arms. “Little robot? Do I look little?” Leela realizes Bender was talking to another robot. “No, no it was this tiny helper bot. He said that he liked tacos…” Gir flies right past them, screaming. “Gir!” Zim could be heard from a distance. “Oh, you were talking about a little bot.” She looks at Leela. “Aren’t you’re species suppose to have two eyes?” Leela starts to cry and leaves the room. Jenny starts to run after her, apologizing. “She really needs to lighten up,” Bender says in the confessional, “Robots tend to make soul crushing observations. It’s not our fault!” Bender laughs. “It’s not worth the effort!” Bender Shouts as she runs to catch Leela.
“Toot, I really don’t think you need to out me to everyone you meet…” Toot looks shameful. “You’re right, Xandir. I’ll stop announcing it then.” Xandir looks a little relieved. “Thank you Toot.” They start to hug, when Gir zooms through the room, followed by Zim, Leela, and Jenny. “I think are guests are here…” Toot says a little annoyed. “Can you believe there’s like, twenty people all living here!?” Toot spouts at the confessional camera. “How am I suppose to hog the limelight if there’s all these damn people crowding me?”
Just then, a voice on the speakers can be heard. “Contestants, roommates, amigos, please. Meet in the living room.” Everyone files into the room, sitting on odds and ends to fit everyone. “Welcome, everyone, to Tooniverse. I’m your host-” Toot stands up. “Screw you!” The Jew producer mimics her back. “Look at me, everyone, I’m a fatty fat fat.” Toot stands up and shoots him. “There’s no goddamn way I’m dealing with this asshole again.” Xandir stands up too and shoots the Jew producer again. “Me neither.” The dead body is quickly swept away, and out comes Chris. “Good evening, people. I’ll be the host then.” Toot is still standing. “Who the fuck are you?” Chris looks around, almost shocked. “Really? No one knows who I am? Total Drama Island ring a bell?” The cast look blankly from one another. “God damn it! I knew that career move was a piece of shit!” He storms off the stage. “What’s that mean exactly?” Toot spoke again. “It means you’re now officially a reality show!” Chris yelled back, angrily. “With this many people?” Xandir asked, concerned. “Just until we can find you assholes another host…” Chris yelled back again. The cast look at each other again. [End day one]
[Day two}
The day starts off with the camera showing off the interior of the mansion. The camera then finds the adults all talking in the living room. “So, what am I getting for this party?” Asks Toot impatiently, looking around at everyone. “I need scotch or brandy,” Everyone looks at Bender questionably. “Robots drink?” Asked Shaggy, a little concerned. “I’m so going to love the future!” blurted Toot. “If even robots are drinking in the future, then I’m definitely gonna be looking forward to it.” Toot smiles widely at the confessional camera. Leela answers Shaggy, “Robots use alcohol as fuel, it’s more efficient.” Toot’s mood drops. “You waste booze on them? What the toot are you doing that for?” Leela looks at Toot with a sort of ‘you’re an alcoholic look.’ Bender looks at Toot too. “A waste, you think I’m wasting it?” His eyes narrow. “Well in the future, natural gas reserves are empty. We had to come up with something to cope with the straining task of being human.” Bender glances at Leela, a little spite in his eyes. “Lazy meat sacks…”
Toot claps her hands, irritated. “Back to the booze, people! Daphne, Shaggy, what do you drink?” She looks at them curiously. “Do you guys even drink?” Daphne looks at Shaggy. “I’ve never really drank before,” Admitted Daphne, ashamed. “I never thought of it as something to do.” Shaggy looks at Haley before looking to Toot. “Like, I don’t drink, man.” He pulls out a pipe shaped like a Scooby snack. “But if anyone’s interested…” Haley looks at Shaggy again. Toot puts her hands on her hip. “Are you kidding me?” Shaggy looks at Toot. “You brought pot? Do you know how illegal that is?” Haley looks at Toot. “It’s really not that bad. And don’t start calling the cops, it won’t get out.” Toot starts to speak in the confessional. “I’ve never been around that kind of stuff, and honestly, it scares me.” Toot looks at Brian. “You don’t smoke, right?” Brian looks around like he’s been in his own little world the whole time. “Pot is not as bad as the media portrays, Toot. It’s no worse then smoking tobacco.” Shaggy laughs and puts his thumb up. “Like, that’s what I’m talking about, man!” Toot scoffs. “Is everyone in this house a pothead?!” Peter and Xandir shake their heads obediently. Haley rolls her eyes. Toot addresses Xandir. “What do you want to drink tonight? Pink cosmos? Sex on the beach? Smirnoff?” Xandir looks at Toot with distaste. “I’ll take tequila, thank you very much.” He crosses his legs. Then he looks at Peter. “Say, do you drink?” Everyone looks in curiously. Peter nervously looks around. “Come on, you pussy! Grow some balls and talk!” Yells Toot. “This boy hasn’t talked once,” begins Toot at the confessional. “He needs to break out of his shell if he’s going to live with us.” Peter looks around. “I, I don’t drink.” Toot looks a little exhausted. “Oh, for pete’s sake, no pun intended, but come on…” Peter gets up and leaves the room.
“Look what you did Toot, you made him uncomfortable!” Screeched Xandir. He gets up to follow Peter. When Xandir finds him, he’s in the phone room. “Hey Mary Jane, I miss you so much.” Xandir appears in the confessional. “Damn it, I didn’t think he had a girlfriend.” Peter’s still on the phone. “No, I didn’t tell anyone about my powers yet… NO, it’s going to take a while to warm up to these people… Yeah, I know. I have to be careful too… Yeah, yeah, with great power comes great responsibility. What are you, my aunt?” Xandir slips away from the phone room. “Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! It’s Spiderman! Spiderman is living with me! I have to tell Fernando!” Xandir then realizes what he’s said. “Wait, I can’t out Spiderman… although the irony would be pretty thick… like his pen-…” He stops himself. “Is it bad that I want Peter because I can’t have him?” Xandir asks the confessional camera. “I mean, sleeping with him would like, well, we’d be having sex on a wall…or I’d be webbed to a pole somewhere, bond and defenseless, at the mercy of his rippling superhuman muscles… ” He covers his lap.
The camera flashes to the pool area. Toff, Jenny and Kairi are tanning by the pools edge, while Katara, Sora, Eric, bubbles, and Stewie are playing in the pool. Toff is in the middle of a conversation. “And that’s why I can still see, but not see.” Jenny looks at Toff, amazed. “You’re species is so fascinating. Even with your disability, you manage to overcome it.” Kairi looks at Toff as well. “That is so cool! And you really can make rocks and things move?” Toff looks over at Zim, who is walking by with his hands behind his back. “Watch this.” A large slope rises out of the ground in front of Zim. Unaware, he walks up it and falls off the other side. All three girls laugh as Zim looks around, the slope gone again. “What is this tom foolery that you play?” Toff puts her hands up in confusion, holding back a laugh. Zim grumbles angrily at himself as he goes inside. “That was amazing!” Kairi credited Toff, still laughing. Sora looks around to see why she’s laughing. “Huh… So Katara, could you show me that trick again?” Katara nods her head before bringing her hands together. She then slowly pulls them apart, causing the water to part on a small scale. “That’s beautiful,” Sora found himself saying out loud. “I mean, er, cool.” Katara blushes a little.
On the shallow end of the pool, Stewie and Eric are watching Bubbles swim. “She’s absolutely remarkable,” Stewie comments to himself. “She’d never fall for you,” Eric interrupts Stewie. “She’d probably fall for a beef cake like me.” Eric tries to flex, but to no effect. “Do you hear yourself when you talk?” Stewie’s voice is irritated. “Can anyone believe the ego on this kid?” Stewie is sitting on a phonebook in the confessional. “He thinks he’s all that with a tub of lard.” Eric laughs at Stewie. “Dude, I could bag any one of these chicks.” Stewie doesn’t even try to hide a scoff. “Please, you’re so fat they can’t even escape your gravitational pull.” Eric looks at Stewie. “Oh yeah? Well, your head looks like a football.” Stewie rolls his eyes and swims over to Bubbles. “Hey! I’m not done coming up with things to make fun of you with!” Yells Eric behind Stewie. Bubbles is splashing pointlessly in the pool. “Umm, hey there. I’m Stewie.” Stewie notices that she’s talking to someone. “Who’s you’re little friend?” Dori splashes Stewie. “Hi there! What’s your name?” Stewie wipes his water from the eyes. “I just said my name…” Bubbles looks at Stewie. “Dori can’t remember things on a count of her family his’ry.” She goes back to Dori. “Memory loss, huh?” Bubbles ignores Stewie’s comment. Stewie sighs and swims back over to Eric. “Totally not worth it,” Stewie tries to sound like she’s a lost cause. Eric laughs. “You totally just got your balls cut off.” Stewie scowls before getting out of the pool. Eric rests his hands behind his back in silent victory.
“So what about all the rugrats running around the house?” Asked Daphne, a little more concerned. “Can we lock them in something?” asked Toot uncaringly. “Like, that’s just cruel,” Shaggy retorts. Toot sighs. “We need a babysitter…” Everyone thinks of Peter right off the bat. “Peter! You’re watching the kids!” Peter looks up from the phone room, but is too intimidated to argue. “Now that that’s out of the way, when are we planning this for? Ten?” Eveyone agrees with Toot. “Ok then. Well, I’m gonna go eat, I’m starving.” Toot leaves the room. Shaggy, Haley and Brian lean in together. “So, how much chronic do you have?” asked Haley, a little eager. “Like, come up to my room, man.” Shaggy leads them to his room. He opens a suitcase, which has a brick the size of the bag. Brian smells it and shudders. “Dear sweat mercy in heaven, jackpot!” His tail wags excitingly. Haley examines it. “Laced?” Shaggy starts laughing. “Man, that’s part of the surprise.” Brian looks at Shaggy. “Can we get a preview?” Shaggy laughs.
Toot had changed into her swimsuit and was now outside by the pool. She had a chicken leg in her hand as she walked up to the diving board. Sora cringes. “I am SO glad Kairi is here to protect me from her,” Sora explains to the confessional. “I mean, last time, she was all over me.” The thought sunk in and he shivered. Toot stands and jumps off the board. “Where’d it go?” Toff briefly questions before Toot hits the water. A wave washes over the pool, enveloping Sora, Eric, and Stewie. Bubbles flew up with Dori, while Katara bended the water around her. Coughing, Stewie looks around to see what had happen. Kairi, Toff, and Jenny were all wet. “Did someone just drop a whale in the pool?” Toff asked blindly to Kairi, who is wringing out her hair. “That was Toot…” Kairi replies. Toff shakes her head and sighs. Kairi notices Jenny is wet. “Are you ok?” She asked, concerned. Jenny simply spin dries herself dry. “I was built to withstand climates and all weathers of earth.” She brushes the rest of the droplets off her arm. Toot can be seen trying desperately to get out of the pool. As she does though, the water level lowers significantly. Stewie and Eric can no longer get out, so they begin to panic. “Somebody get me out of here!” yelled Stewie and Eric together.
The sun sets over the house as the cast members’ lounge around the house. Toot and Xandir are setting up beer pong and pin the penis in the vagina. “Do we really have to make the penis go into the vagina?” Xandir asks Toot, weary. Toot stares at Xandir as she shakes her head. We see Brian, Shaggy and Haley come into the room. “Well, well. Look who finally came down.” Toot crosses her arms. “That’s what she said!” Brian blurts out, laughing. Everyone else starts laughing. “Like, do we have any munchies?” He looks at Haley. “Kitchen, go to the kitchen,” she answers him. They walk off to the kitchen, oblivious to the streamers they walk through. Toot puts a hand on her waist. “Can you believe that? And the producers are just gonna let them do that?” She turns to Xandir. “Would you ever do something like that?” Xandir ponders. “I probably wouldn’t. But if someone I knew and trusted pure pressured me into, then who’s to say if I would.” Toot’s lip trembles. “Would… you, you wouldn’t bait me into it, right?” Xandir detects something underlining her expression. “What exactly are you trying to say?” Just as Toot was about to speak, Daphne and Leela walk in laughing.
“And then she said that’s no Glorfizz, that’s my wife!” Daphne laughs nervously, not knowing what Leela just said. She then looks around the room. “So, are you going to be joining us tonight, Daphne?” Toot pulls out a beer and starts taking sips. Daphne eyes the beer. “I don’t know… I’ve never,” Toot cuts in. “Yeah blah, blah, your booze cherry’s still intact. Good for you. Fine, we won’t bother you then, Ms. Sober pants.” Toot turns around to face Xandir. “But, that’s the thing. I want to experience new things.” Daphne grabs a beer from the cooler and pops it open. “Are you sure you want to?” Leela tries to reason with Daphne. But instead, she empties the can in one drink. Instantly, her legs buckles and she sits down on the ground, grabbing her stomach. Leela rushes over to comfort her. Toot looks over her shoulder. “Pussy.”
Back in the play room, Peter is watching the little kids. Stewie is talking to Bubbles. Zim is in the corner, sulking. Eric is watching Philip and Terrance. “So Bubbles, can I call you Bubbles? How have you been?” Bubbles’ eyes stare at the ground. “I’m fine. I like it here already.” Stewie tries to become bolder. “Well, I must admit, I wouldn’t mind having some of these people eliminated. But when I saw you, I knew I wanted to stay.” Bubbles slightly blushes. “Do you like me?” She giggles, derailing Stewie. “Y- Yes?” Bubbles floats closer. “Do you like like me?” Stewie is in the corner by now; he’s been slowly walking backwards during their conversation. “Umm… I think we may be moving a little too fast here.” Stewie ducks her and goes to watch TV with Eric. “Blast,” Stewie looks at the confessional camera. “I chickened out once again, insecurities and all. I loath love…”
Up in the teens’ room, Katara, Toff, Sora and Kairi are all talking. Kairi and Katara are looking at a magazine “Look at the way she wears that makeup, “says Kairi envying the model on the page. “I love the natural hues in her eye shadow,” comments Katara. Toff looks in Katara’s direction. “You know I don’t use makeup, Katara.” Kairi looks at Toff with mild surprise. “You don’t wear makeup? Is it because you can’t put it on?” Toff blows air into her bangs “I don’t see the point; I can’t even see it, so why wear it?” Katara looks at Kairi. “We should have a makeup party!” They all look at Sora, who can feel them staring at him. Sora turns around and looks at Kairi. “What’s going on? Why are you all looking at me?” The girls start to giggle.
Back downstairs, the party is in full swing. Music is playing and everyone is having fun. Brian is talking to Daphne. “So, so, I told him to… to pick up his own mess on the front lawn!” Daphne laughs at Brian’s joke. “Wow Brian, that’s funny!” Daphne snorts from laughing. Shaggy comes from behind Daphne and picks her up. “Shaggy! Don’t do that! I’m afraid of heights!” But instead, Shaggy spins her around. Haley is dancing with Xandir, but looks over at Shaggy. “Can you believe that? Am I invisible or something?” She looks at Xandir, who stops dancing to talk to her. “You think you have problems?” Haley is confused. “I’m gay, honey. I’m constantly invisible to all kinds of guys. Like Spider- I mean Peter.” Haley doesn’t notice the slip up. “Then you should totally go for him, man. Just, you know, work your magic.” Xandir looks to the ground. “He has a girlfriend…” But he notices Haley is staring at Shaggy. He looks around and spots Shaggy and Daphne making out. “Unbelievable,” starts Haley in the confessional. “It’s bad enough that I think he’s cute, but now he’s making out with other people. Oh my god, what if they’re dating? Now I feel like shit…” Shaggy and Daphne look at each other, and slowly realize what happened. “Oh my god, did you just, like, make out with me?” Shaggy is snapped back into reality. They both immediately back away from each other. “Alright,” Daphne explains to the confessional. “This is bad…” She sighs. “Umm, we’re, like… brother and sister…” Daphne glances at the camera.
Shaggy leaves the room, so Haley follows. Horror-strucked, Daphne goes to sit down in a chair. “Are you ok?” Leela had put her drink down by the edge of the fish tank to go talk to Daphne. Daphne shakes her head and avoids eye contact. “I, I just made out with my brother…” Leela, instantly unable to say anything, comforts her. Bender and Toot are talking on the far side of the room. “So you’re a toaster and a grill?” Toot asks Bender with curiosity. Bender pats himself. “You’re goddamn right I am. I was designed to bend girders, but I was upgraded to luxuries awhile ago.” Just then, Toot hears Daphne say that she’s made out with her brother. “I just love drunken hookups,” marvels Toot to the confessional. [End day two]
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Re: Tooniverse « Reply #1 on Aug 17, 2009, 4:38pm »
~Ok, so it's a little out of the Drawn together world, but hopefully someone will appriciate my fruitful work. Honestly, this is the largest 'reality' setting I've done, and I've written together 20 characters, with the Drawn together spirit. ~
Re: Tooniverse « Reply #2 on Aug 19, 2009, 3:42pm »
This is an interesting piece... I'm curious to see where it goes. I enjoyed how the characters with common interests seemed to drift toward one another (the pot smokers, for instance).
By the way, since this is technically Drawn Together related, you could put this in the fan fiction section if you wanted.
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Re: Tooniverse « Reply #3 on Aug 21, 2009, 6:44pm »
I'm glad you liked it... It was a tad... MA TV rating. So you really think that this would fit in with the general stories? I assumed it was a little too out there. Maybe I shall post the next few days there lol. Thanks again for the honest review and feedback! You're really becoming a seraget mother to my posts.
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